Title: Surprises Can Leave You On The Edge of Your Seat
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Mark(+Tom)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Aluuuminum or alumiiinum? And just so you know, Tom dislikes overtly long showers.
Disclaimer: Not real, I have nothing you'd want if you sued me.
Warnings: toy use, masturbation.
Author's Notes: Apparently there's a company that manufactures a line of adult toys... and they used to be members of the aircraft industry? Wow. All I'm saying is that I'd certainly appreciate the thought, even if I was the only other reason for my guy to get it besides "That's wicked cool." Thanks to my betas, and huu. ♥ Word count: 1424

( Mark could barely handle surprises for other people, forget ones for him. )

Title: Posturing
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Tom DeLonge/Mark Hoppus... and Pete.
Rating: NC-17 for sex and Pete Wentz.
Summary: He really should have thanked Ryan Ross.
Disclaimer: Not real, I have nothing you'd want if you sued me.
Author's Notes: There was a comment a while back on icecreamhdaches by matchsticks_p that made me laugh really damn hard. "I feel like Tom is always seconds away from territorially peeing on Mark whenever Pete's in the room." So I guess this is kind of that, but without the peeing. Much thanks to sleepherealone for being the you-know-who to my oh-that-guy, and also to martydressler for the beta. Word count: 2783

( I'm not completely comfortable with this... )

Title: Expediting
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Gabe/Patrick
Rating: NC-17 for sex and Pete Wentz.
Summary: Can it really?
Disclaimer: Not real, I have nothing you'd want if you sued me.
Author's Notes: HCT '07. Thanks to sleepherealone for the beta and also for the time and overall just being a really awesome sounding board for when I need to just throw things out to see how they work. This is for you, bb boo. ♥ Word count: 1827.

( You don't have to say that. )

( la la la another version set aside. I liked the dialogue and the idea but it didn't fit with the specific set of events I am working with. )

**
This whole idea is beginning to look like a running gag type deal. I'm tempted to do more of these and not really let you all have the real version just yet. LOL.

Dusting this thing off.

Have a discarded snippet from what I'm currently working on.

( good morning )

( 1 )



( 2 )


( 3 )

sorry for the disappearance.

Title: No Lifeguard On Duty
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Fandom/Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Patrick studied the little sign quietly for a moment, the big red circle with a slash through it a too-late warning for the stick figure already halfway over the too-shallow water.
Disclaimer/Warnings: Fake. Not real. Made up.
Word Count/Author's Notes: 2,360; prompt, word: pool

( When in deep water, become a diver. )

Title: The Prattle of Hoth
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: None set yet, but the way it's leaning in a continuing piece, Pete/Patrick.
Rating: PG-13, for mild swearing.
Disclaimer/Warning: Based loosely on real time events, but get a dictionary and look up the word fiction, just to be safe.
Summary: prompt, word: snow.
Author’s Notes: http://www.atomfilms.com/film/battle_hoth.jsp (about 13 or so minutes long but if you like Ken Burns or Star Wars, you'll love this.)

( 'We've got to hold them until all transports are away. Prepare for ground assault.' ―General Carlist Rieekan )

Title: Echo
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG-13, for mild swearing.
Disclaimer/Warning: Get a dictionary and look up the word fiction.
Summary: prompt, word: echo.
Author’s Notes: Just something quick.

( Echo. )

Title: Untitled.
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. For noodz.
Disclaimer/Warning: HAHA NO. Not real. Sorry.
Summary:
Author’s Notes: Just something quick.

( . )

Title: Status Hound
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Fandom/Pairing: Fall Out Boy - Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pete's misread insistence on the bloomings of a 'puppy love' weren't much of a consolation, and Patrick was tempted to call the whole thing off on the basis that it'd be a 'puppy love--puppy love food' type of mistake.
Disclaimer: This is too soon, but damn, that little dog is nothing but cute.
Warnings: Gay sex. GAY GAY GAY. With a big SEX.
Word Count/Author's Notes: Just a quickie, at the Pete-like, rampant insistence of a friend, for a friend. Un-beta-ed; sorry in advance for any mistakes.

( The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anon. )

Title: If You Don't Know Where You Are
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Fandom/Pairing: Fall Out Boy - Pete/Patrick (with a light dash of Pete/Ashlee)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Even the camera crews had begun to wonder what was taking so long.
Disclaimer: HAHA. Based loooooooooooosely on a real event (Pete's guest appearance at Taste Ultra Lounge in Scottsdale, AZ; his arrival was late, and Ashlee didn't show). But for the most part, not real. :C
Warnings: Gay sex. GAY GAY GAY. With a big SEX.
Word Count/Author's Notes: 2070. This was originally for the Blackmail prompt contest over at slashypunkboys but I got very excited and tripped over my own shoes. I'm not sure I'm ready to submit it, and I'm not sure this is ready to be submitted anyway.
Beta: rei_jaganshi, thank you bb.


( Some of the sweetest sex is blackmail sex. )