Title: Microphones Are Completely Different Things, Though
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Mark/Pete (+Tom)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pete's done some alright stuff with microphones though, just sayin'.
Disclaimer: Not real, I have nothing you'd want if you sued me.
Warnings: cursing, sex, Pete Wentz.
Author's Notes: This triangle has become my absolute favorite. Every other triangle can go home now. The game's over. Unbeta'd piece that almost was tossed but wound up being another event of accidental porn for sleepherealone. bb you so spoiled~ ilu. thanks for being someone who makes insomnia much easier to deal with. word count-2181

( COOL TOWEL, BRO, I LIKE THE BLUE WITH THOSE FLOWERS. )

Title: Surprises Can Leave You On The Edge of Your Seat
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Mark(+Tom)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Aluuuminum or alumiiinum? And just so you know, Tom dislikes overtly long showers.
Disclaimer: Not real, I have nothing you'd want if you sued me.
Warnings: toy use, masturbation.
Author's Notes: Apparently there's a company that manufactures a line of adult toys... and they used to be members of the aircraft industry? Wow. All I'm saying is that I'd certainly appreciate the thought, even if I was the only other reason for my guy to get it besides "That's wicked cool." Thanks to my betas, and huu. ♥ Word count: 1424

( Mark could barely handle surprises for other people, forget ones for him. )

Title: Posturing
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Tom DeLonge/Mark Hoppus... and Pete.
Rating: NC-17 for sex and Pete Wentz.
Summary: He really should have thanked Ryan Ross.
Disclaimer: Not real, I have nothing you'd want if you sued me.
Author's Notes: There was a comment a while back on icecreamhdaches by matchsticks_p that made me laugh really damn hard. "I feel like Tom is always seconds away from territorially peeing on Mark whenever Pete's in the room." So I guess this is kind of that, but without the peeing. Much thanks to sleepherealone for being the you-know-who to my oh-that-guy, and also to martydressler for the beta. Word count: 2783

( I'm not completely comfortable with this... )

Title: Expediting
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Gabe/Patrick
Rating: NC-17 for sex and Pete Wentz.
Summary: Can it really?
Disclaimer: Not real, I have nothing you'd want if you sued me.
Author's Notes: HCT '07. Thanks to sleepherealone for the beta and also for the time and overall just being a really awesome sounding board for when I need to just throw things out to see how they work. This is for you, bb boo. ♥ Word count: 1827.

( You don't have to say that. )

( la la la another version set aside. I liked the dialogue and the idea but it didn't fit with the specific set of events I am working with. )

**
This whole idea is beginning to look like a running gag type deal. I'm tempted to do more of these and not really let you all have the real version just yet. LOL.

Dusting this thing off.

Have a discarded snippet from what I'm currently working on.

( good morning )

( 1 )



( 2 )


( 3 )

sorry for the disappearance.

Title: No Lifeguard On Duty
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Fandom/Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Patrick studied the little sign quietly for a moment, the big red circle with a slash through it a too-late warning for the stick figure already halfway over the too-shallow water.
Disclaimer/Warnings: Fake. Not real. Made up.
Word Count/Author's Notes: 2,360; prompt, word: pool

( When in deep water, become a diver. )

Title: The Prattle of Hoth
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: None set yet, but the way it's leaning in a continuing piece, Pete/Patrick.
Rating: PG-13, for mild swearing.
Disclaimer/Warning: Based loosely on real time events, but get a dictionary and look up the word fiction, just to be safe.
Summary: prompt, word: snow.
Author’s Notes: http://www.atomfilms.com/film/battle_hoth.jsp (about 13 or so minutes long but if you like Ken Burns or Star Wars, you'll love this.)

( 'We've got to hold them until all transports are away. Prepare for ground assault.' ―General Carlist Rieekan )

Title: Echo
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG-13, for mild swearing.
Disclaimer/Warning: Get a dictionary and look up the word fiction.
Summary: prompt, word: echo.
Author’s Notes: Just something quick.

( Echo. )

Title: Untitled.
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. For noodz.
Disclaimer/Warning: HAHA NO. Not real. Sorry.
Summary:
Author’s Notes: Just something quick.

( . )

Title: Status Hound
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Fandom/Pairing: Fall Out Boy - Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pete's misread insistence on the bloomings of a 'puppy love' weren't much of a consolation, and Patrick was tempted to call the whole thing off on the basis that it'd be a 'puppy love--puppy love food' type of mistake.
Disclaimer: This is too soon, but damn, that little dog is nothing but cute.
Warnings: Gay sex. GAY GAY GAY. With a big SEX.
Word Count/Author's Notes: Just a quickie, at the Pete-like, rampant insistence of a friend, for a friend. Un-beta-ed; sorry in advance for any mistakes.

( The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anon. )

Title: If You Don't Know Where You Are
Author: pb_n_jellyfish
Fandom/Pairing: Fall Out Boy - Pete/Patrick (with a light dash of Pete/Ashlee)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Even the camera crews had begun to wonder what was taking so long.
Disclaimer: HAHA. Based loooooooooooosely on a real event (Pete's guest appearance at Taste Ultra Lounge in Scottsdale, AZ; his arrival was late, and Ashlee didn't show). But for the most part, not real. :C
Warnings: Gay sex. GAY GAY GAY. With a big SEX.
Word Count/Author's Notes: 2070. This was originally for the Blackmail prompt contest over at slashypunkboys but I got very excited and tripped over my own shoes. I'm not sure I'm ready to submit it, and I'm not sure this is ready to be submitted anyway.
Beta: rei_jaganshi, thank you bb.


( Some of the sweetest sex is blackmail sex. )